I got me an acre of Bad Land. That shit is mean. – Mitch Hedberg
Bad to go through
Bad for wagon wheels
Bad for horse shanks
Bad for settlers
Bad for ice fields
Bad for erosion
Bad for hoodoos
Bad for sediment
Bad for mammoths
Bad for megaflora
Bad for snaking rivers
Bad for Albertosaurus
and that mounted skull
leers through razor teeth
and says to me: one day
probably bad for you too.
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