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Forth & Clyde Canal

Posted on September 15, 2014October 17, 2022 by David Barker

There’s no point posting photos of Edinburgh & Glasgow without also posting photos of the thing that joins them, namely the Forth and Clyde Canal. The Canal, completed in 1790 and restored 200 years later, cuts across the Scottish lowlands, joining the Firth of Forth and the Firth of Clyde. You can rent a boat or walk or cycle along the towpath, but if you go any distance, you’ll have to contend with the Falkirk Wheel, a giant liftlock which combines style and functionality.

The Falkirk Wheel
Falkirk Wheel, Scotland
The Shirva Pend
The Shirva Pend – I have no idea what that means.
The canal passes mostly through farmland – sheep everywhere
Dog walking on the towpath beside the Forth and Clyde Canal
The towpath is ideal for dog walking.
A Chicken rides a bicycle on the towpath beside the Forth and Clyde Canal
One also sees giant bike-riding chickens on the towpath.

Near Bishopbriggs, you’ll find the cemetery at Cadder Parish Church whose history is intimately tied to the canal. The cemetery has a mortsafe, a place to allow bodies to decompose before interment. Why, you may ask, would people do this to their loved ones? Well, back when Glasgow was cementing its reputation as a centre of modern medicine, its medical schools needed cadavers for teaching. They paid good money to grave robbers who favoured churchyards like the one at Cadder Parish Church because it was conveniently located by the canal.

Mort safe in Cadder
Mortsafe in Cadder Parish Church cemetery, Scotland

Along the towpath, you’ll also pass the town of Kirkintilloch which has designated itself the canal capital of Scotland (the world? the universe? I’m not sure which). They’ve built a footbridge in the shape of a ship’s prow.

Foot bridge over the Forth and Clyde Canal
Foot bridge over the Forth & Clyde Canal

Not far from the foot bridge is St. Mary’s Parish Church whose front doors open onto the canal (they don’t literally open onto the canal; there’s a parking lot in between the doors and the canal, but you get the idea).

St. Mary's Parish Church, Kirkintilloch
St. Mary’s Parish Church, Kirkintilloch
Campsie Fells at sunset from the tower of St. Mary's Parish Church
Campsie Fells at sunset from the tower of St. Mary’s Parish Church

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