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Author: David Barker

Shortbus “Removed” from Bloomington Library

Posted on July 28, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

Brothers and Sisters, the Lord has called me to embark upon a quest. It is a quest to uncover the workings of the evangelical fundamentalist Christian mind. I expect it will be a short journey. Brevity notwithstanding, I expect my quest to be fraught with perils.

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Gretta Vosper and Church TNG

Posted on July 27, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

On Sunday July 27th, 2008, Pastor John Mahaffey of the West Highland Baptist Church in Hamilton, ON preached a sermon about the woes of the United Church of Canada. Evidently, he was raised within the UCC…

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Story: Sex With Dead People

Posted on July 18, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

Egyptologists give one another special names. It’s one of those things we’ve always done. So John calls me Ikky (which is short for Ikhnaten) and I call him Akky (which is short for Akhenaten) and when people see the two of us together they say: “Hey! There goes Ikky and Akky.”

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Netherbow – The Scottish Storytelling Centre

Posted on July 11, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

While in Edinburgh, I visited the Scottish Storytelling Centre and met with its director, Donald Smith, who gave me a tour and, fittingly, recounted something of the Centre’s story.

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Preston Manning is a Scientist

Posted on July 8, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

The Harper Conservatives have appointed Preston Manning to the Council of Canadian Academies, a federal science advisory panel whose mandate is to offer an “independent, expert assessment of the science underlying pressing issues and matters of public interest.”

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Curves Would Grey-Wash Graffiti

Posted on June 30, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

Curves, the weight-loss people, have had an ad out for a while. I’m referring to the one called Hearts: “Curves works for your heart – and every other part of you.” The ad evinces a philosophy of health that serves the whole person.

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Driving Tractor

Story: John Henry

Posted on June 27, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

Being the environmentally conscientious sort that I am, I went out to WalFart and bought myself a new push mower. Besides helping to reduce gas emissions, it’s good exercise running up and down the lawn with a push mower. Plus it doesn’t do a half bad job of cutting the grass.

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Elaine Davidson – World’s Most Pierced Woman

Posted on June 13, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

This is Elaine Davidson on June 05, 2008, the most pierced woman in the world with 5,920 piercings as of May, 2008. I wasn’t sure about the etiquette of approaching her for a photo.

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Story: Letter from Nigeria

Posted on June 12, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

It’s not like Otis Garvey is snooty. I don’t think he’s snooty at all. But he wears a plastic optimism that reminds me of an evangelist who smiles and grins and says it’s a lovely day even when the hailstones are chipping the paint off his car. So it gave me a secret satisfaction to watch Garvey open the letter from Nigeria and read it with a serious look on his face.

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Mort Safes and Body Snatchers

Posted on June 3, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

While I was walking along the tow path of the Forth and Clyde canal that cuts across Scotland from west to east, I noted a church just off the path – the Cadder Parish Church. A church has stood there since at least 1150. With camera in hand I wandered through the cemetery and among…

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Emergency Plans / Disaster Management

Posted on May 28, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

When paranoia and fear become extreme, mental health professionals identify these feelings as symptoms of diagnosable mental illness. When paranoia and fear become sanctioned by government-sponsored initiatives, what should we conclude about the mental health of our politicians?

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Story: A Model Abuser

Posted on May 19, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

It’s amazing how different a bus ride can be depending on the time of day and the day of week. Ride the bus in the morning on a week day and it’s full of tired students on their way to high school and sober-looking grownups on their way to work.

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Norman Jewison Gave Me Religion

Posted on May 14, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

t seems fitting at today’s convocation that my theology degree should have been conferred on me by Norman Jewison, the director of such movies as Rollerball and Fiddler on the Roof.

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Story: Alien Rednecks

Posted on April 25, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

I kin heah Jeb comin’ from a million miles away—or at least I kin heah his ATV. I’m standin’ jus’ in from the road when he come out from the cornstalks agrinnin’ ‘n’ awavin’ like a fool, him with his dawg, Gopher, runnin’ behind.

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Story: My Name is URL

Posted on April 11, 2008October 17, 2022 by David Barker

Frank liked his new computer. His son Jimmy bought it for his 65th birthday. It came fully loaded—and with all the peripherals to boot. It had a fast CPU and a big flatscreen monitor. You could listen to music or watch a movie on it, scan pictures, run them off on a nice colour printer, record your voice, chat on the webcam. It was a real beauty.

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