Give Peace a Chance
[ti_audio media="2098"] It was the best of busts; it was the worst of busts, the day I took down Tony Sarducci. There was once a time when we had
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Couch Surfer
[ti_audio media="2099"] If you’re gonna rat me out to my boss then you can just go fuck yourself. And besides … there’s no way on god’s green
Yeskia 9mm
[ti_audio media="2097"] Although the Swedes aren’t known as a warlike people, the marketing department had launched their latest campaign with mili
Public Waste
[ti_audio media="2096"] I’ve lived in this neighbourhood for nearly ten years now. Not alone, of course; I have the requisite wife with her wee
Everlasting Gobstoppers
[ti_audio media="2095"] Willy Wonka loves the Oompa-Loompas and they love him back. You see, they’re funny looking: they’re short and have or
Jack the Giant Killer
[ti_audio media="2094"] Doctor Horvath motioned for Jack to take a seat by the round, low coffee table while he settled himself in a swiveling chair
Sex With Dead People
[ti_audio media="2093"] Egyptologists give one another special names. It’s one of those things we’ve always done. So John calls me Ikky (which is
John Henry
[ti_audio media="2092"] Being the environmentally conscientious sort that I am, I went out to WalFart and bought myself a new push mower. Besides hel
Letter From Nigeria
[ti_audio media="2091"] It’s not like Otis Garvey is snooty. I don’t think he’s snooty at all. But he wears a plastic optimism that reminds me
A Model Abuser
[ti_audio media="2090"] It's amazing how different a subway ride can be depending on the time of day and the day of week. Ride the subway in the morn
Metro Police, PCU
[ti_audio media="2089"] What can I say? It was a busy morning. I had to cram three hour-longs in before eleven so I could take the conference call wi
Alien Rednecks
[ti_audio media="2088"] I kin heah Jeb comin' from a million miles away - or at least I kin heah his ATV. I'm standin' jus' in from the road when h
