Morty the Juice Cat
This is another of my shaggy dog stories from a growing collection I'm tentatively calling "Terrors of the 21st Century." The plan is that one day I
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Burning in Stockholm
Another shaggy dog story. Shaggy at least. We've seen one of the characters before -- Mrs. Karsh -- the annoying dog-walking neighbour in "Marking
Security – an eChapbook
Later in the year, I plan to launch two novels as ebooks. To test the waters, I'm starting with something smaller: an eChapbook titled Security.
Meat
[ti_audio media="2108"] Every year, our street hosts a neighbourhood barbeque. We close off the cul-de-sac end of the street – down by the Jeffri
The FCC
[ti_audio media="2107"] If you click on the little audio thingy, you can listen to a story about the Federal Communications Commission or FCC (pronou
Marking Boundaries
[ti_audio media="2106"] I set out on my morning walk with the dog – the same routine as always (what other kind of routine is there?) – pee on th
Griefbot Inc.
[ti_audio media="2105"] Project: Hughes, Edward Interview: 0031957 (Voice Calibration) Interviewer: Ginsberg, Alan So ya, man. Name? Hug
The Incredible Shrinking Zombie
[ti_audio media="2104"] I had forgotten to take my meds again – not just a one time thing, but an “Oh shit” sinking feeling in the bottom of my
Lessons From An Aphasic Priest
[ti_audio media="2103"] The gavel came down with a crack, which surprised me, because I thought that courts didn’t use real gavels anymore. I tho
Beautiful Losers
[ti_audio media="2102"] You know how the song goes: “When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, it’s hard….” That’s how I’ve alway
Seventy-Two
[ti_audio media="2101"] Mohammed had been sitting outside on a rock for about a thousand years when Youssef pushed his way from the tent to join his
The Dessicator
[ti_audio media="2100"] Norm and I had been on vacation when Ed across the road from us took his spell or whatever it was he took that ended up killi
